If he could be a superhero, which superhero would he be:
Clippy, he always has help to offer, even if you don’t want it.
Nickname:
Zack, or “Big Dawg” if you’re feeling froggy (may not respond to big dawg).
Office Superlative:
Most likely to replace body parts with robot parts as soon as it’s medically feasible.
Favorite Go-To GIFs:
Meet Zack – our freshest face on the team and our official ‘Office Myth Maker.’ 🤷♂️ When he’s not crafting incredible video edits for us, you can usually spot him at the local watering hole, swapping tales and cracking jokes with his buddies. That is unless it’s a Wednesday – in which case, you’ll find him at Blackbear Burritos, breaking bread with the man who gave him life. And just to be clear, we’re talking about his dad, not the doctor who ushered him into the world.
Zack, aka the resident comedian, keeps us in stitches with his razor-sharp wit and his unique talent for spinning elaborate yarns on unsuspecting victims. Watch out, though! He occasionally enjoys throwing curveballs into conversations just to savor our priceless reactions. Remember that time he convinced a coworker he was a devout flat-earther, and they fell for it? Yeah, it’s a story that demands Zack’s live performance, so don’t hesitate to ask him about it if you’re in need of a good laugh.
But wait, there’s more – Zack’s not always in a hurry to set the record straight. That’s precisely why his desk sports a nameplate that reads “Seth, IT Department.” You see, at his previous job, his boss had an affectionate habit of calling him Seth, probably mistaking him for the other candidate they’d interviewed for the same position. Did Zack correct them? Nah, he found it hilarious. 😂
Beyond his fondness for confounding coworkers, Zack is also a globetrotter who thrives on exploring far-off places. His absolute favorite? The bustling streets of Tokyo, Japan. Oh, and did we mention that he’s an Eagle Scout? We’re not entirely sure what that entails, but it sounds pretty fancy – like he’s a wilderness wizard or something.
In his free time, he’s a proud connoisseur of video games and the mystical art of 3D printing. You might say he’s a nerd within a nerd, like a nerd nesting doll – you never quite know where it ends! The best thing about Zack, though, is that he doesn’t take himself too seriously. It’s a good thing because, honestly, we don’t take him seriously either. 🤣
So here’s to Zack – our storyteller, prankster, explorer, and all-around good sport. Welcome to the team! 🎉🦉
P.S. Oh, and in case you were wondering (we were too), Zack is our video editor. It occurred to us that we should probably mention what he does around here. 😄
